This blog is more addicting than Temple Run
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Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
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I’m the female wheezy
At first you’re like :
Your friend’s reaction :
The person you hit:But then you realize that you’ve hit some bitch and you’re like :
Your Like :
And They’re Like:
Then You’re Like:
And They’re Like:
And You’re Like:
Then They Like:
And Then You’re Like:
And They’re Like:
Then You’re Like:
And Then They Outside Your Door Like This:
And You In Your Room Chillin Like This
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(via Chaystar)
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When a kid goes to the toilet:
When they get a question wrong:
Not doing their homework:
When someone talks over him:
When they come to class late:
Him on playground duty:
when the class is too noisy:
This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
(Source: liesfortheliving)
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
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